themrcreepypasta:

beary-it:

witchsmoke:

tianyi:

halloween should be 1 week long

halloweek

Hallowmonth.

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piplups:

who wants to make out with me for like 4 hours

hersheywrites:

the-goddamazon:

thesinwhisperer:

brownglucose:

brokeassfuckboy:

STOP SETTLING FOR FUCK NIGGAS JUST CAUSE YOU LONELY

Don’t let this impending cold weather get you caught up in a less than stellar situation.

A snuggie and a cup of hot cocoa is better than a bed full of worthlessness.

^^^^

All this. All this.

idle-handss:

Nothing more hilarious than seeing a guy’s behavior towards you completely change as soon as he realizes he’ll never get anything out of his interaction.

sidnugget:

like a  month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep 

internetgf:

seruant:

ah yes, its almost halloween. 

MARY MOTHER OF FUCK

canadumb:

i love talking to old friends because they remember so many great things about me that i forgot about 

allo-mishamigos:

julystorms:

beastworu:

god is dead and we didn’t even just kill him we completely annihilated him

THAT IS thE NastIEST THING I AHVE EVER SEEN
please tell me this is extremely fake and would never exist even in an au of our world

show this to the moreos guy

allo-mishamigos:

julystorms:

beastworu:

god is dead and we didn’t even just kill him we completely annihilated him

THAT IS thE NastIEST THING I AHVE EVER SEEN

please tell me this is extremely fake and would never exist even in an au of our world

show this to the moreos guy

incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

reashoring:

this post has got more notes in an hour than the amount of followers I’ve gotten in 3 years

reashoring:

this post has got more notes in an hour than the amount of followers I’ve gotten in 3 years

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